FOR THE HELL OF IT Vol.2 No.6

FOR THE HELL OF IT                                 VOL. 2  NO. 6 A LOOK AT THE NEWS On March 15th, it was reported that a “white powdery substance” was found at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida.  Law enforcement officers tested the substance and it determined it to be cocaine. Cocaine? In Florida?  Really? Golly who would’ve thought there’d be cocaine so near Miami?  Or Disney World? Maybe there are plans to build a new exhibit called Cartels of the Caribbean. Officers weren’t sure at first what the substance was. “Well it sure looked like cocaine but it could have been talc or perhaps powdered sugar,” said Sgt. Wendell “Dude” Schmidlap, speaking …

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FOR THE HELL OF IT Vol.2 No. 5

FOR THE HELL OF IT     VOL 2,  NUMBER 5       03/02/11 Blood, Sweat and Sweat It’s important to remember that we are only in the third month of the new year.  That means that all the New Year’s resolutions you made and likely already blew off can still be revisited and reaffirmed with action and gusto.  And verve.  We mustn’t forget verve. The most oft repeated, oft subscribed resolution of all New Year’s resolutions –  according to a scientific poll that I assume exists somewhere –  is the resolution to hit the gym and get in shape. Let’s face it.  Most of us are at the age where the two nicest …

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FOR THE HELL OF IT Vol.2 No.4

FOR THE HELL OF IT. Vol. 2, Number 4. 02/14/11 By Johnny Heller Happy Valentine’s Day! Valentine’s Day is upon us! Quick, go martyr a Christian! Or you could just go get a nice box of suddenly super expensive chocolates. Let us consider today the interesting cultural phenomenon known as Valentine’s Day. Each year we are asked to surrender ourselves to bizarre rituals of romance that have nothing whatever to do with St. Valentine and everything to do with Hallmark Cards and other clever business enterprises that have covertly banded together in an ingenious plot to put two people together while parting one person from his true love – money. …

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